Sailing Out of the Mystic River versus Sailing Out of the Thames River You Be The Judge   Stylin' Out Of The Mystic River I could puke!  Are those smiles painted on?  Did we just take our blazers off?  They said it would happen.  They said sailing out of Mystic would change us.  Did I put the windows up on the Jaguar before we left? (How come we're always on a Port Tack?)    Fashion Statement In The Thames River A different type of smile in the Thames River.   Joey Hitwood's Stunt Marina? Decoy sailboats?  Looks like Sherwood Forest.  How come nobody is underway?  I think we could get in just a little tighter though.  They have Valet PumpOut I believe.     Gimme' Dem Wide Open Spaces! Back where we belong in 99.   Goin' Home Turns