To qualify for entry at least 3 of the statements below must be true.
IF:

• You have used a piling to surgically remove anything from your boat
• Any of your yachting clothes have camouflage
• Any of your yachting foot wear have steel toes
• You don't have a parrot
• Your boat is equipped with a "who-ha" AND a "dammit"
• You've ever considered your flare gun as a weapon
• You've NEVER paid for your FCC License (and never will!)
• You've ever painted signs or messages below the waterline in different color anti-fouling paint
• Everyone on board is required to yell "Arrrggghhhhh!" whenever water is taken over the bow.
• You've managed to pump your Holding Tank to the main salon bilge.
• Your crew knows what "Take the who-ha to the port winch!" and "watch the dammit!" means.
• You've been to sea on a submarine
• The words "Viking Funeral" appear anywhere in your will.
• You've ever tried to do ANYTHING around the shaft seal on a 1980 Hunter 33
• Any of your winches have a Magic Marker arrow on it indicating direction to wrap the sheet
• You have a parrot
• You've ever uttered "Please don't throw-up upwind of me."
• You've ever run "bare poles" in a hurricane tsunami life threatening squall (40 knots of wind and rain in Fisher's Island Sound) and called below for Nicorette gum.